Alpha, My Local Seven-Eleven & Octane

Aug 23rd, 2006 | Filed under: CAPM / Alpha Theory

By: Alpha Male

Like many suburban North Americans, I am blessed with a local 7-Eleven.  Mine even has a gas-bar.  Last week while filing my car, I was reminded of a common fallacy about hedge funds.

As with most gas stations, I am provided a choice of octane rating in my gasoline.  The good folks at Seven-Eleven suggest that a higher octane rating will make my car go faster.  After all, higher octane-rated gasoline is commonly known as “premium” gas.  Now, I’m no chemical engineer, but octane sounds kind of dangerous to me.  And I’m not the only one - The Merriam Webster Dictionary defines “high octane” as, “very powerful, strong, or effective”.

“So without any octane, my car probably won’t go”, I thought to myself as the pump started to fill my car.  If this gasoline contained only the “other” components of gas, it wouldn’t work in a car’s engine.  I guess my car could role down a hill in neutral, but it wouldn’t drive on its own.  Maybe I could hook up a sail and ride a tail-wind to work.  (But how would I get home?)  Obviously, if my car didn’t drive on its own, it would be useless to me.  After all, I could buy a bicycle for a lot less if I just wanted to ride down hills. More…


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